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Random Photo Humor

TaoTeJaredTaoTeJared Posts: 1,306Member
edited October 2013 in Fun & Weird
Thought I would start a thread for the funny photo humor we run across.

D800, D300, D50(ir converted), FujiX100, Canon G11, Olympus TG2. Nikon lenses - 24mm 2.8, 35mm 1.8, (5 in all)50mm, 60mm, 85mm 1.8, 105vr, 105 f2.5, 180mm 2.8, 70-200vr1, 24-120vr f4. Tokina 12-24mm, 16-28mm, 28-70mm (angenieux design), 300mm f2.8. Sigma 15mm fisheye. Voigtlander R2 (olive) & R2a, Voigt 35mm 2.5, Zeiss 50mm f/2, Leica 90mm f/4. I know I missed something...
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  • paulrpaulr Posts: 1,176Member
    TaoTeJared, I think we are all guilty of this , but it seemed important at the time.
    Camera, Lens and Tripod and a few other Bits
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  • PhotobugPhotobug Posts: 5,751Member
    Thanks for sharing. Very funny and I am sure applies to most everyone.
    D750 & D7100 | 24-70 F2.8 G AF-S ED, 70-200 F2.8 AF VR, TC-14E III, TC-1.7EII, 35 F2 AF D, 50mm F1.8G, 105mm G AF-S VR | Backup & Wife's Gear: D5500 & Sony HX50V | 18-140 AF-S ED VR DX, 55-300 AF-S G VR DX |
    |SB-800, Amaran Halo LED Ring light | MB-D16 grip| Gitzo GT3541 + RRS BH-55LR, Gitzo GM2942 + Sirui L-10 | RRS gear | Lowepro, ThinkTank, & Hoodman gear | BosStrap | Vello Freewave Plus wireless Remote, Leica Lens Cleaning Cloth |
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  • proudgeekproudgeek Posts: 1,422Member
    I actually have a picture of an injury (3 of the same injury in fact). And yes, I do show it to people to let them know how much of a bad ass I am.
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  • heartyfisherheartyfisher Posts: 3,192Member
    Almost worth starting a tread for bad ass injury photos !
    Moments of Light - D610 D7K S5pro 70-200f4 18-200 150f2.8 12-24 18-70 35-70f2.8 : C&C very welcome!
    Being a photographer is a lot like being a Christian: Some people look at you funny but do not see the amazing beauty all around them - heartyfisher.

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  • kyoshinikonkyoshinikon Posts: 411Member
    This is great! I dont use the camera on my cell so I have a clean record in relation to the video but this is funny.
    “To photograph is to hold one’s breath, when all faculties converge to capture fleeting reality. It’s at that precise moment that mastering an image becomes a great physical and intellectual joy.” - Bresson
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  • TaoTeJaredTaoTeJared Posts: 1,306Member
    Next one I found...
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    "A photographer walked into a fancy dinner party and the host came up to him and said "I love your picture..you must have a great camera."

    After dinner was done the photographer approached the host, thanked her for dinner and said "dinner was delicious, you must have a great refrigerator"
    D800, D300, D50(ir converted), FujiX100, Canon G11, Olympus TG2. Nikon lenses - 24mm 2.8, 35mm 1.8, (5 in all)50mm, 60mm, 85mm 1.8, 105vr, 105 f2.5, 180mm 2.8, 70-200vr1, 24-120vr f4. Tokina 12-24mm, 16-28mm, 28-70mm (angenieux design), 300mm f2.8. Sigma 15mm fisheye. Voigtlander R2 (olive) & R2a, Voigt 35mm 2.5, Zeiss 50mm f/2, Leica 90mm f/4. I know I missed something...
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  • DenverShooterDenverShooter Posts: 416Member
    Next one I found...
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    "A photographer walked into a fancy dinner party and the host came up to him and said "I love your picture..you must have a great camera."

    After dinner was done the photographer approached the host, thanked her for dinner and said "dinner was delicious, you must have a great refrigerator"
    Very very very funny and I am going to steal this line and use it.

    Denver Shooter
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  • MsmotoMsmoto Posts: 5,398Moderator
    OK, sometimes I show my snapshots from Flickr on my iPhone......the response to a shot of a motorcycle at speed, 800mm.........."gosh, these new phones are really great, aren't they.?"

    My response in return..... "Oh, yes, I have the phone with the super zoom feature."
    Msmoto, mod
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  • JakesGTJakesGT Posts: 38Member
    Sam Haskins said that quote

    "A photographer went to a socialite party in New York. As he entered the front door, the host said ‘I love your pictures - they’re wonderful; you must have a fantastic camera.’ He said nothing until dinner was finished, then: ‘That was a wonderful dinner; you must have a terrific stove."
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  • kenadamskenadams Posts: 222Member
    Here's something that qualifies: lens rentals is holding a geek photo contest. I encourage everyone to read the page about the various categories (such as sharpest corner or most distortion corrected), which also tells a lot about how they came to be and how people think. I thought this write up was absolutely hilarious.. :-D

    http://www.lensrentals.com/blog/2013/10/the-first-annual-photogeek-geek-photo-contest
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  • MsmotoMsmoto Posts: 5,398Moderator
    @kenadams

    Thanks, I sent them two images in the "Most post processing" category…a category which of course they did not have…LOL
    Msmoto, mod
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  • HipShotHipShot Posts: 528Member
    I'm inspired now to get into studio photography..
    http://distractify.com/fun/fails/the-29-whitest-awkward-family-photos/
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  • ChasCSChasCS Posts: 309Member
    Non suitable for framing... Smile

    http://www.guidespot.com/guides/awkward_family_photos/

    You can enjoy viewing these, unless you're in them...
    D800, AF-S NIKKOR 80-400mm f/4.5-5.6G ED VR, B+W Clear MRC 77mm, AF-S NIKKOR 24-120mm f/4G ED VR, Sigma DG UV 77mm,
    SB-910~WG-AS3, SB-50, ME-1, Lexar Professional 600x 64GB SDXC UHS-I 90MB/s* x2, 400x 32GB SDHC UHS-I 60MB/s* x1
    Vanguard ALTA PRO 263AT, GH-300T, SBH-250, SBH-100, PH-22 Panhead
    Lowepro S&F Deluxe Technical Belt and Harness ~ Pouch 60 AW 50 AW & 10, S&F Toploader 70 AW, Lens Case 11 x 26cm
    FE, NIKKOR 2-20mm f/1.8, OPTEX UV 52mm, Vivitar Zoom 285, Kodacolor VR 1000 CF 135-24 EXP DX 35mm, rePlay XD1080

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  • HipShotHipShot Posts: 528Member
    Non suitable for framing... Smile

    http://www.guidespot.com/guides/awkward_family_photos/

    You can enjoy viewing these, unless you're in them...


    :-O
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  • kyoshinikonkyoshinikon Posts: 411Member
    That knitted birthday suit one was very disturbing....
    “To photograph is to hold one’s breath, when all faculties converge to capture fleeting reality. It’s at that precise moment that mastering an image becomes a great physical and intellectual joy.” - Bresson
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  • ChasCSChasCS Posts: 309Member
    It's not nice to laugh at dumb people, so please stop laughing at Me... Hahaha

    There sure are some rather unusual folks taking pics of themselves...
    That naked family?

    Makes me feel completely normal!! Smile

    D800, AF-S NIKKOR 80-400mm f/4.5-5.6G ED VR, B+W Clear MRC 77mm, AF-S NIKKOR 24-120mm f/4G ED VR, Sigma DG UV 77mm,
    SB-910~WG-AS3, SB-50, ME-1, Lexar Professional 600x 64GB SDXC UHS-I 90MB/s* x2, 400x 32GB SDHC UHS-I 60MB/s* x1
    Vanguard ALTA PRO 263AT, GH-300T, SBH-250, SBH-100, PH-22 Panhead
    Lowepro S&F Deluxe Technical Belt and Harness ~ Pouch 60 AW 50 AW & 10, S&F Toploader 70 AW, Lens Case 11 x 26cm
    FE, NIKKOR 2-20mm f/1.8, OPTEX UV 52mm, Vivitar Zoom 285, Kodacolor VR 1000 CF 135-24 EXP DX 35mm, rePlay XD1080

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  • NSXTypeRNSXTypeR Posts: 2,293Member
    That knitted birthday suit one was very disturbing....
    That one was quite funny.

    Some of these photos are fad photos- the mullets? Great idea then, not great now. Also, the one with the huge moon as a backdrop must have been during the time where wolf shirts were popular.

    What the Duck has some nice photography related humor.

    http://www.whattheduck.net/
    Nikon D7000/ Nikon D40/ Nikon FM2/ 18-135 AF-S/ 35mm 1.8 AF-S/ 105mm Macro AF-S/ 50mm 1.2 AI-S
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  • dissentdissent Posts: 1,355Member
    I'm going to try to take my brain back to a restore point just before I clicked on this thread.

    Wish me luck ...... :P
    - Ian . . . [D7000, D7100; Nikon glass: 35 f1.8, 85 f1.8, 70-300 VR, 105 f2.8 VR, 12-24 f4; 16-85 VR, 300 f4D, 14E-II TC, SB-400, SB-700 . . . and still plenty of ignorance]
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  • spraynprayspraynpray Posts: 6,545Moderator
    I'm going to try to take my brain back to a restore point just before I clicked on this thread.

    Wish me luck ...... :P

    :))
    Always learning.
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  • ThomasHortonThomasHorton Posts: 323Member
    That which has been seen, can not be unseen.
    Gear: Camera obscura with an optical device which transmits and refracts light.
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  • kyoshinikonkyoshinikon Posts: 411Member
    But wait! there's more! http://seriouslyforreal.com/funny/walmart-called-your-christmas-photos-are-ready-24-pics/
    “To photograph is to hold one’s breath, when all faculties converge to capture fleeting reality. It’s at that precise moment that mastering an image becomes a great physical and intellectual joy.” - Bresson
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  • spraynprayspraynpray Posts: 6,545Moderator
    OMG there is some hideous stuff there! LOL!
    Always learning.
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  • PhotobugPhotobug Posts: 5,751Member
    Thanks kyoshinikon. Very funny and lots of laugh. I am going to share this with lots of people.
    D750 & D7100 | 24-70 F2.8 G AF-S ED, 70-200 F2.8 AF VR, TC-14E III, TC-1.7EII, 35 F2 AF D, 50mm F1.8G, 105mm G AF-S VR | Backup & Wife's Gear: D5500 & Sony HX50V | 18-140 AF-S ED VR DX, 55-300 AF-S G VR DX |
    |SB-800, Amaran Halo LED Ring light | MB-D16 grip| Gitzo GT3541 + RRS BH-55LR, Gitzo GM2942 + Sirui L-10 | RRS gear | Lowepro, ThinkTank, & Hoodman gear | BosStrap | Vello Freewave Plus wireless Remote, Leica Lens Cleaning Cloth |
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  • dissentdissent Posts: 1,355Member
    How to know when to take a photo

    http://petapixel.com/2013/12/29/humorous-photography-flow-chart-helps-decide-whether-take-photo/#more-127560
    - Ian . . . [D7000, D7100; Nikon glass: 35 f1.8, 85 f1.8, 70-300 VR, 105 f2.8 VR, 12-24 f4; 16-85 VR, 300 f4D, 14E-II TC, SB-400, SB-700 . . . and still plenty of ignorance]
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  • ChasCSChasCS Posts: 309Member
    How tall are YOU?? Only 5'9" here.

    http://fenryss.blogspot.ca/2013/01/tallest-people-in-world_29.html

    There are some folks here, who I would obviously have called 'Stretch'!! ;-)
    D800, AF-S NIKKOR 80-400mm f/4.5-5.6G ED VR, B+W Clear MRC 77mm, AF-S NIKKOR 24-120mm f/4G ED VR, Sigma DG UV 77mm,
    SB-910~WG-AS3, SB-50, ME-1, Lexar Professional 600x 64GB SDXC UHS-I 90MB/s* x2, 400x 32GB SDHC UHS-I 60MB/s* x1
    Vanguard ALTA PRO 263AT, GH-300T, SBH-250, SBH-100, PH-22 Panhead
    Lowepro S&F Deluxe Technical Belt and Harness ~ Pouch 60 AW 50 AW & 10, S&F Toploader 70 AW, Lens Case 11 x 26cm
    FE, NIKKOR 2-20mm f/1.8, OPTEX UV 52mm, Vivitar Zoom 285, Kodacolor VR 1000 CF 135-24 EXP DX 35mm, rePlay XD1080

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